Neologism - Wit & Sarcasm In Wordplay


My favourites in bold. I would crown LYMPH and IGNORANUS as the champs in their respective categories. I guess my own quick contribution would be:
Singaporn - a place called Geylang
Bras Basah
- a really sloppy laundromate, also near Geylang
Bohtea - really slutty girls who really like their chai latte
Parliamentari - the bewildering 'dance' of the blase and blah-blahs

The Washington Post has published the winning submissions to its yearly neologism <http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Neologism> contest, in which readers are asked to supply alternative meanings for common words. The winners are:

1. Coffee (n.), the person upon whom one coughs.
2. Flabbergasted (adj.), appalled over how much weight you have gained.
3. Abdicate (v.), to give up all hope of ever having a flat stomach.
4. Esplanade (v.), to attempt an explanation while drunk.

5. Willy-nilly (adj.), impotent.
6. Negligent (adj.), describes a condition in which you absentmindedly answer the door in your nightgown.
7. Lymph (v.), to walk with a lisp.
8. Gargoyle (n), olive-flavored mouthwash.
9. Flatulence (n.) emergency vehicle that picks you up after you are runover by a steamroller.
10. Balderdash (n.), a rapidly receding hairline.
11. Testicle (n.), a humorous question on an exam.
12. Rectitude (n.), the formal, dignified bearing adopted by proctologists.
13. Pokemon (n), a Rastafarian proctologist.
14. Oyster (n.), a person who sprinkles his conversation with Yiddishisms.
15. Frisbeetarianism (n.): The belief that,when you die, your soul flies up onto the roof and gets stuck there.
16. Circumvent (n.), an opening in the front of boxer shorts worn by Jewish men.

The Washington Post's Style Invitational also asked readers to take any word from the dictionary, alter it by adding, subtracting, or changing one letter, and supply a new definition.

Here are this year's winners:
1. Bozone (n.): The substance surrounding stupid people that stops bright ideas from penetrating. The bozone layer, unfortunately, shows little sign of breaking down in the near future.
2. Foreploy (v): Any misrepresentation about yourself for the purpose of getting laid.
3. Cashtration (n.): The act of buying a house, which renders the subject financially impotent for an indefinite period.
4. Giraffiti (n): Vandalism spray-painted very, very high.
5. Sarchasm (n): The gulf between the author of sarcastic wit and the person who doesn't get it.
6. Inoculatte (v): To take coffee intravenously when you are running late.
7. Hipatitis (n): Terminal coolness.
8. Osteopornosis (n): A degenerate disease. (This one got extra credit.)
9. Karmageddon (n): its like, when everybody is sending off all these really bad vibes, right? And then, like, the Earth explodes and it's like, a serious bummer.

10. Decafalon (n.): The grueling event of getting through the day consuming only things that are good for you.
11. Glibido (v): All talk and no action.
12. Dopeler effect (n): The tendency of stupid ideas to seem smarter when they come at you rapidly.
13. Arachnoleptic fit (n.): The frantic dance performed just after you've accidentally walked through a spider web.
14. Beelzebug (n.): Satan in the form of a mosquito that gets into your bedroom at three in the morning and cannot be cast out.
15. Caterpallor (n.): The color you turn after finding half a grub in the fruit you're eating.

And the pick of the literature:
16. Ignoranus (n): A person who's stupid AND an asshole.



Power Of Words

We use words all the time to convey opinions, point of views ... we can all be looking at the same thing but words chosen carefully will generate enthusiasm or shed new light. The brilliant video by Purple Feather UK reminds us that we can use our words wisely or wrongly.

I believe words are to be used to shine clarity at issues and things. My own mantra: TRUTH MUST BE PERSUASIVE.


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Let's Tackle This Major Issue - Foreign Workers

Is foreign workers good or bad for Malaysia? This is not just coffee shop talk, and while we are at that, ... my Nepalese friend is bringing me my duck rice while my Indonesian friend is asking me if I want kopi-o or kopi-o ping. I am saddened that our government, obviously, have not given much thought to the economic ramifications of excessive foreign labour.

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The towkays would say, fine, bring them in, they are filling jobs locals do not want. BULLSHIT, you fat asses!!! Locals do not want the work because of the stagnant pay and horrendous working conditions. Please check how many Malaysians go "jumping ship and planes" to work as farm labourers in the US and Australia, that's because they pay RM30 an hour, not RM30 a day for that kind of work.

Our government have taken the easy way out to suppress cost for businesses. That's why we have the largest contingent of foreign workers as a percentage of our labour force in Asia. Its to keep us competitive, they say. I say more B.S. .... maybe the government do not understand the economic ramifications of such a major policy. That is the really sad part.

When foreign workers total 30% of your labour force, you are basically forcing down the salaries for everyone else. But you forgot that salaries are but one component of the overall cost of goods and services - can you also import cheaper land??? That's why graduates salaries have been the same now and 15 years ago, unbelievable, but the cost of housing have tripled.

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You may be able to control the basic necessities such as rice, flour, sugar and even fuel and gas - but thats because we are subsidising them. Can you also get foreign workers to dig oil out at the same cost for the past 15 years? Suffice to say, our subsidy cost has tripled over the past 15 years and we can no longer afford to do that, thats why fuel prices have to keep going up even with subsidy. Its the same for all commodities. Unless you can impart the same cost savings in all matters of land, housing, food and commodities ... suppressing wage bills has been making most Malaysians finding it harder to make a living. Tell me if I am wrong. I wish I was.

Simply put, a country's economic progress is only as good as our natural resources, the way we allocate and invest our surpluses and the collective productivity and efficiency of our workforce. This is the most important point to this issue - the more we rely on foreign workers, the more we suppress our wages, hence at the same time we are seeing a greater brain drain of our capable citizens to foreign shores for better pay.

See if Singapore will crumble without Malaysians, of course it will. See how many of our capable people are working now in the Middle East, HK, China, Australia and of course Singapore. WE ARE BASICALLY REPLACING ALMOST EACH OF THOSE "BRAIN DRAIN-ED" WITH FOREIGN WORKERS!!! How do we not expect our economic progress be limited or even stunted over a prolonged period of time??!!


I have nothing against foreign workers, they just have to make a living. If its not Malaysia, its somewhere else. Malaysia already is the TOP DESTINATION for Asian migrants who account for 8.4% of our population. The economic disservice is that they are only contributing at the lowest levels of work stratum; PLUS they are remitting tons of money back to their home country - if they were spending and reinvesting into Malaysia, then its a different kettle of fish. Any economist can see that this is a bad thing for the economy.

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So we are replacing skilled workers with unskilled workers - wages stagnant but other cost of living components rising like nobody's business. Malaysia has been able to tolerate that disparity for so long because of our natural resources, but its getting a lot tougher. Ask the government finance department and they can tell you that "oops, its not balancing out that well".

Reverse that policy immediately:
- implement a RM500 monthly levy for every foreign worker for a start immediately, be they in construction, plantations, services or even maids.
- increase that levy to RM1,000 a month per worker from 2013 onwards. Then you can see employers shifting their thinking and business model.

Yes, wage bills will rise, but its a necessary evil for a start. The economy will become more equitable as more money flows through the system. Yes, public service wage bills will jump and so too will graduates starting pay. Yes, we will end up paying a lot more for goods and services but things should even out a lot better for all Malaysians over the longer term.

We have to seriously do this NOW because the consequences are pretty dire if left the way it is. Its not the hardware, but the software that needs upgrading, people.

I have posted before on Malaysia's middle-income trap:
http://malaysiafinance.blogspot.com/2010/08/malaysias-middle-income-trap-or-is-it.html

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Dining Out on Business Travel – Part 1

It is great when someone else is paying. You go to restaurants that you would never dream of frequenting if you were picking up the tab and they make a very welcome change to the local KFC. I have enjoyed many such lavish and sometimes damn unusual evenings out as my waistline and two visits to casualty will testify.

The most exquisite and possibly risky places I have ever dined in were in China including Hong Kong. The further you get out of the main centres of mass tourism the greater you test your taste buds and the more you discover just how squeamish you are.

On one visit to Hong Kong our local hosts decided to show us the ‘real China’ so they loaded us onto a coach and we headed off to the then border with the mainland. The thinking was to take in the sights and enjoy lunch in a well known restaurant where Chinese tourists went. It seemed a fine idea at the time and I think our hosts were prematurely congratulating themselves for thinking of it.

Unfortunately I nearly brought the whole thing to an end before it started. We arrived at one of the most dangerous looking borders I have ever seen. There were barracks around it and razor wire everywhere. Worst of all it was full of small fanatical looking soldiers who looked as though they would like nothing better than to shoot someone. We were told not to ‘do anything sudden’ and sit quietly at an outside table in the baking sun whilst our documents were checked. We were being chaperoned by two armed guards who looked like a pair of pit bulls straining at their leashes. ‘Make my day Punk’ they seemed to be thinking.

It was at this point my lighter exploded in the sun sending shards of plastic everywhere. I had bought it for next to nothing in the street outside my hotel and the combination of the sun’s rays and cheap components were all too much for it. I found myself the centre of attention. Guns were pointed and I had to lie on the floor with the rest of my bemused lunch companions while being screamed at in Chinese.

It took a while but eventually my explanation was accepted and off we went into the New Territories to find our ethnic restaurant. We eventually arrived after a hot and gruelling journey and got behind a huge queue of local tourists. Why anyone would queue to get in that hell hole I do not know. It seemed to be made of concrete squares and contained home made tables and a range of 24 different types of chairs (we counted them).

Our hosts soon discovered their big mistake. Being local there was no menu translation and no pictures of the dishes to decipher. There was nothing to tell us what we were eating so we ordered the ‘feast’ set meal. This arrived on 10 different types and colours of serving plates (we counted them) and their contents looked like the reject pieces from an abattoir.

The silence was palpable as we all sat there with our chopsticks staring at bits of beak, feet, possibly eyes and fins. The waiters extolled the virtues of each dish (in Chinese) and started ladling the choicest bits on our plates. It was bad for most of us but worse for our German colleague who was trying to explain she was vegan and American asking if it contained gluten. I do not think either got a conclusive answer.

The time had come to eat. By now we had become the centre of attention in the place. Other tables stopped to watch and even the chef had come out of the kitchen to see us enjoy his ‘feast’. I was first with a chicken foot and it was truly disgusting. Others started picking at their plates as it soon became clear that an international incident would be created if we refused to eat. It soon became a relay race to the toilet as one by one we bolted off gurgling like cats bringing up fur balls.

Somehow we managed to eat enough off our plates to make at least an appearance of having dined. We attacked the water and rice wine and started on a large bowl of rice that had mysteriously arrived unordered. Unfortunately the rice heralded the final dish which was the chef’s particular special that he prepared just for us. It was a stew. Well it had some kind of fatty liquid and there were lumps of meat in it.

The meat looked like a kind of pork belly. There was a strip of meat with a layer of fat covered with black crackling type skin. Unfortunately some of the skin still had a few hairs sticking out of them and it proved not to be at all crispy. With the chefs eyes boring into us we decided that the only way to deal with this was to swallow chunks whole. We were even quite organised and allowed the women to go first and swallow the smaller bits. Somehow we managed.

The chef was pleased to bits and shook all our hands. A Chinese lady from another table came over and asked in halted English whether we enjoyed Doll. ‘Doll’ we queried? ‘Yes Doll’ she replied. “You know, Woof Woof” she mimed. "Oh my God she meant dog not doll" said our vegan as the fur ball imitations started all over again.

We fled to the coach and many of us could not look a dog in the face for weeks!

Indonesia Revisited

While we are debating whether 1Malaysia really works or just lip service, while we are debating whether corruption is more prevalent now than before, while we are debating the transparency and selection process in which projects are being farmed out by ETP and Petronas, while we are trying to pooh-pooh the World Bank's report on outflows and and brain drain issues, while we are debating over the usage of the word Allah, while we are debating over yet another stupid sex video .... Indonesia has surged past Malaysia by a huge margin as the preferred investment destination over the last 5 years. Use any statistics you want, Indonesia would have come up trumps against Malaysia.

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Heck, while we are at it, even Thailand is a better preferred destination than Malaysia over the past 3 years, and bear in mind that Thailand had a serious and long drawn "riots/clashes between the reds and yellows" ... and still FDI wants to be there than in Malaysia.

EVER WONDERED WHY LOCAL MEDIA HAD VERY LITTLE NEWS ON INDONESIA'S BRILLIANT RUN OVER THE LAST 3 YEARS???

Indonesia is showing everyone that it takes VERY LITTLE to change and improve. So, what did they do, and what didn't we do:
- Indonesia effectively eradicate important channels of corruption (even though pockets of corruption still exists), bring corrupt big dogs down by charging them in court, as Indonesian courts have more of a backbone than our flawed justice system - that brings forth accountability, enforceability, and that improves perception and comfort level for foreign investors.
- improve corporate governance and government governance.
- give back total independence to the judiciary.
- cut out as much leakages and wastage from the country as possible.
- conduct all projects, resource allocation with utmost transparency and fairness.
- the total lack of acceptance to have a fair media environment in Malaysia, one should issue publishing licences to those who want, let an objective and independent judiciary decide if and when any of them do "wrong things", not up to the government to judge ... who in Malaysia still reads the mainstream media as a serious information disseminating service?
- a vibrant and relatively open media in Indonesia.
- conduct fair elections at every level to weed out discontent and to absolutely get the people's voice and backing.
- This one gutted me the most, Indonesia has linked up so well with India and China, like you would not believe, what Malaysia has done with India (negligible) and China (probably one-fifth of what Indonesia has inked with China) has been deplorable. Considering Malaysia HAD THE NATURAL EDGE with their Malaysian Chinese and Malaysian Indians citizens ... why??? ... its because they WERE NOT EVER EMPOWERED by the government and their supporting policies and functionary bodies.


Yes, its nice to beat their football and badminton fellas, but I'd rather we match their strides in governance, transparency and fairness.

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International financial company JP Morgan praised Indonesia`s economic policies that had made the country one of the world`s most attractive investment destinations.

"The Indonesian government has worked well and we believe Indonesia has become an attractive place for investment and it will continue to develop," JP Morgan Chase`s Chief Executive Jamie Dimon said to newsmen after meeting with President Susilo Bambang Yudhoyono recently.

He said he had discussed a number of economic issues with President Yudhoyono in the meeting including investment, energy and development.

"We have also been briefed about the Indonesian economic development acceleration program (MP3EI) and hope we can help and be involved in it," he said at a press conference with head of the Capital Investment Coordinating Board (BKPM), Gita Wirjawan.

Gita Wirjawan meanwhile said President Yudhoyono in the 30-minute meeting with Dimon had explained about the government`s plan in implementing the program. President Yudhoyono had expressed wish for banks like JP Morgan to help with funds as the program would require a lot of funds.

Besides discussing MP3EI they had also talked about Indonesia`s position which has become better and more attractive as an investment destination country as well as the settlement of global bonds with JP Morgan worth UD$2.5 billion.

"Several days ago they just helped the Indonesian government through the finance minister to settle the global bonds worth US$2.5 billion with yields at the lowest so far. This gives a good prospect as the pricing of global bonds has already reflected Indonesia`s eligibility as an investment grade country," Gita said.

He said "we hoped persons like Jamie Dimon could tell his colleagues in the international financial institutions that Indonesia has a right to be given an investment grade status."

Regarding the Overseas Private Investment Corporation (OPIC) meeting Gita said Indonesia would be the host for the meeting with minimally 250 businessmen from the United States from various sectors.

"This is the initiative of the US government for Indonesia. The business leaders that would come are from companies operating in infrastructure, renewable energy. We hope there would also be technology companies so that we could conduct joint investment and production," he said.


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The State Enterprises Ministry has hinted dividend payments by state firms to the government this year are likely to increase to Rp30.763 trillion from last year`s Rp27.59 trillion.

The dividend payments would consist of cash dividends worth Rp27.590 trillion and interim dividends worth Rp3.173 trillion, State Enterprises Minister Mustafa Abubakar said.

The increase in dividend payments included interim dividends, he said. However, he stopped short of revealing which state firms had paid interim dividends amounting to Rp3.173 trillion. The government has set the target of dividend payments from state firms at Rp27.5 trillion for this year, or 8 percent lower than those in 2010. Dividend payments to the government from state firms last year rose to Rp30.09 trillion from Rp29.5 trillion a year earlier.

Mustafa said the rising dividend payments were fueled by an increase in state companies` profit. "State companies are estimated to have posted a combined net profit of around Rp100.4 trillion in 2010, surpassing the target of Rp98 trillion."

In total, state firms booked more than Rp1,000 trillion in income last year compared to Rp930 trillion the year before, according to the ministry.

Mustafa said the rising income resulted from the improving financial performance of state firms particularly those engaged in the energy, mining and banking sectors. (*)


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Industrial products served as the main engine of Indonesia`s non-oil/non-gas exports in the first quarter of 2011 when they grew 34 percent compared with the same period last year, Trade Minister Mari Elka Pangestu said.

In the first quarter of 2011, industrial products contributed US$28.4 billion to the state coffers compared to US$21.1 billion in the corresponding period last year, she said when disclosing monthly export and import performance.

Quoting data from the Central Statistics Agency (BPS), she said industrial products accounted for 62.57 percent of non-oil/non-gas exports in the first quarter of 2011 compared to 59.39 percent in the same period last year.

"The increase in industrial product exports is one of the indicators that the domestic industries have begun to recover," she said.

Among the industrial products that recorded growth at the start of this year were textiles and textile products, footwear, electronics and automotive products. Data from the Trade Ministry show textile and textile product exports rose 14.4 percent to US$1.89 billion in the first two months of this year from US$1.65 billion in the same period last year. The data also show electronic product exports increased 12.2 percent to US$1.63 billion in the January-February 2011 period from the year before. Footwear exports jumped 44.1 percent to US$507.4 million in the year to February 2011 from US$352 million a year earlier. Automotive product exports meanwhile climbed 46.1 percent to US$490.6 million in January and February 2011 from US$335.9 million in the same period last year.

According to BPS, large-and medium-sized industries in the first quarter of 2011 recorded a 5.51 percent increase in their production compared to 4.26 percent in the same period last year.

"This is quite good because it exceeds 5 percent," BPS Chief Rusman Heriawan said.

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Despite mounting concerns about inflation, Jakarta says GDP of 7-8 per cent is achievable in coming years if the current trends of strong consumer demand and large capital inflows continue.

“Economic growth will be more than (the projected) 6.4 per cent this year. If there are extraordinary circumstances, the economic growth could expand to reach close to 7 per cent”, Central Statistics Agency chief Rusman Heriawan was quoted by the Jakarta Globe as saying.

But to achieve such an ambitious target the country will need to address concerns of investors about government red tape, weak infrastructure and rising inflation, say observers.

The economy expanded by roughly 6 per cent in 2010 and the official government forecast is for an acceleration to 6.4 per cent in 2011. The country’s vice president and former central bank governor, Boediono, was even more optimistic:

“Our economic growth may exceed 6.4 per cent. Given the current positive trend, reaching between 7 per cent and 8 per cent is not impossible”, he told the Tempo newspaper.

Finance Minister Agus Martowardojo said with improved infrastructure alone, GDP would surpass 6.4 per cent this year. That – optimistically – implies the government will succeed in implementing plans to spend tens of billions of dollars on roads, ports, power plants and railways.

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Interesting Newsbites

- Did you know that Indonesia's reserves, which used to be below 20% of Malaysia's total a few years back, is now at the same level as Bank Negara's.

- While corruption still exists, in particular at certain government departments and local councils, there has been a massive improvement in eradication of corruption at the corporate level and at important ministries (finance, immigration and custom).

- Foreign portfolio investment in Indonesian equities hit US$1.29 billion in Q3 2010, up 137% y/y (more than 200% q/q) and representing the highest USD value of equity inflows in the market's history, narrowly beating the previous high of US$1.28 billion set in Q2 2007 (which was followed by another US$1.26 billion in Q3 2007). That said, inflows into debt securities dwarfed those into stocks, reaching US$4.9 billion in Q3 2010, still significantly below the Q1 2010 high of US$6.2 billion. This surge in debt investment helped drive foreign holdings' share of outstanding government debt to an all-time high of 30% by end-2010.

- In 2009, Indonesia had the world’s second-best performing stock market, up nearly 86%. And in 2010, it has climbed nearly another 50%.

- The improvement has been led by reduced global risk aversion and capital inflows, Indonesia's superior economic performance relative to other ASEAN countries and political stability after parliamentary and presidential elections in April and July 2009. The SBY era has heralded a lot of effective change and transparency. Yes, a lot of credit should go to the ex-Finance Minister, Sri Mulyani Indrawati, and a lot more should have been done to save her position. She was a victim for fighting with the indispensable Bakrie Group - that episode could have been better handled.

- Indonesia suspended trading for the first time in eight years on October 8-10, 2008, after a sell-off in Asia and emerging markets caused a 10% stock-market slide, the biggest decline since 1998. The central bank reserves the right to conduct open market operations. Regulators may halt trading if the index falls below certain level.

- In late 2008, the government began allowing firms to buy back shares worth up to 20% of their paid-up capital (upping the previous limit of 10%), with government funding of US$420 million. The government also eased the rule requiring firms to have shareholder approval to do so.

- Political stabilization has enhanced investor sentiment and foreign investment inflows. Indonesia's large population has supported robust domestic consumption and allowed Indonesia to depend less on international trade. The government's US$7.2 billion stimulus package (2009) and supportive economic policies will continue to attract foreign investment.


- Indonesia is the third largest democracy, according to the Economist. Another reason: it is home to 245 million (the fourth largest population). It is the 16th largest economy (according to the CIA World Factbook). And in 2009, Indonesia joined the G20.

- Indonesia's economy grew 6.9% in the fourth quarter, year-on-year, the fastest pace in six years. And that "resilient economic performance" was one of the reasons that S&P upgraded the country's credit rating to the highest level since the Asian credit crisis in 1997. The country's debt is now one level below investment grade (with equivalent rankings from Moody's and Fitch Ratings). And S&P's "positive" outlook has implications: if the country achieves an investment grade rating it will increase capital inflows as it opens the way for more funds to invest there. But the real vote of confidence came from Saudi Arabia. Saudi Aramco, the world's largest oil exporter, will expand into Indonesia.

- But Indonesia has problems as well. The day the government reported their GDP reading, religious violence killed three people. And the next day three churches were burned to the ground by an angry mob. Extremism is an unfortunate part of the fabric of life, and according to estimates religious violence increased 50% last year (with over 100 attacks in 2010).

- And then there's inflation. Some are concerned … the Indonesian government is not. Inflation slowed to 6.65% last month (back in September 2008 consumer prices rose 12.4%).

- Although GDP per capita grew by 11% in each of the past three years, the country still has among the lowest labor costs in the region, with wages that are roughly0ne-third the level of Malaysia and half the going rate in China. This low-cost looks to make the quickly growing country a manufacturing powerhouse in the near future as more businesses look beyond China for cheaper options.

- Unlike many countries in the region, Indonesia has a robust consumer driven economy which is rare for a country of its economic development level. This is largely due to the country’s large middle class and its strong population trends; by 2012 the middle class will have increased by 50%; representing the addition of 27 million households (or adding the entire population of Malaysia) to its ranks. Additionally, the country has slightly more than half (55%) of its population under the age of 30, and one-third under the age of 15 which could be good news as these citizens age and reach their top earning years in the near future.

- Indonesia’s economic growth may accelerate to 7 percent starting in 2011, providing a case for its inclusion in the so-called BRIC economies along with Brazil, Russia, India and China, Morgan Stanley said. Political stability, improved government finances and “a natural advantage from demography and commodity resources are likely to unleash Indonesia’s growth potential.”

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Challenges

The main obstacles for further development in Indonesia include deficiencies in basic infrastructure as well as health care and primary education, as highlighted by the Global Competitiveness Index. Furthermore, the country is limited in terms of capital access, due to its macroeconomic environment. Corruption is perceived to be very high, as evidenced by Indonesia’s performance in Transparency International’s Corruption Perceptions Index.

Some of the major problems in Indonesia today are:

  • Indonesia remains prone to sectarian and ethnic violence

  • More than 15% of Indonesians live below the poverty line

  • Infrastructure is poor, if not non-existent


Trade regulations, on the other hand, are less restrictive although the country does impose protective tariffs. The tax regime in Indonesia is welcoming towards investment, both domestic and foreign, and the country has a well-established bankruptcy law. Indonesia has signed and ratified the Convention on the Settlement of Investment Disputes Between States and Nationals of Other States. Corruption is extensive and of concern to investors, reflected in Indonesia’s ranking of 143rd out of 180 countries in Transparency International’s 2007 Corruption Perceptions Index.

Indonesia Outlook 2010 And Beyond:

Asia is believed to be the source of world economic growth in the future. Led by China, the East Asian economy is projected to contribute to three quarters of 2.5 percent of world economic growth in 2010. Although its not just India and China in the Asian growth story. With a wealth of natural resources including copper, gold and coal Indonesia today is becoming an increasingly attractive investment market. With growth rates rising exponentially in China, its appetite for commodities also makes Indonesia - with its close proximity and abundance of natural resources - an ideal partner. Indonesia today is reaping the rewards of good economic policy and responsible debt management, boasting a 4.5 percent growth rate last year and expected to grow by 5.5-6 percent in 2010

Since ASEAN was founded in 1967, Indonesia has always been playing important role in ASEAN. Private consumption accounts for about two-thirds of Indonesia's GDP. Indonesia is also making real efforts to increase accountability in its energy and resources sector by moving to become a candidate country in the Extractive Industries Transparency Initiative (EITI).

Indonesia needs at least $140 billion in investment over the next five years to upgrade infrastructure and meet President Yudhoyono’s goal of 6 - 7 percent annual growth. Two-thirds of that funding will have to come from foreign investment. An enormous market size, young work force, growing economy, and political stability, Indonesia is dressing up for foreign investors in the times to come.

The country still has issues with deeply entrenched corruption, failing infrastructure and legal uncertainties. Yet it still offers big returns for investors to revel in.

  • Overall, Indonesia has sound economic fundamentals and sustainable economic growth at around 6%.
  • It also boasts low benchmark interest rates, high foreign currency reserves and strong foreign direct investment.

That all factors into why the Japan Credit Rating Agency upgraded Indonesia’s government debt to investment grade this year.

It should know, since Japan is Indonesia’s largest, foreign, long-term investor. Investors there have long-kept parts of their fellow Asian nation in their portfolios.


Indonesia Stock Bubble Formation?

While the Indonesia markets surge attracting foreign investors to the countryForeign investors are snapping up Indonesia’s stocks and bonds. It's important to note that Bank Indonesia board members last year discussed the risks posed by an influx of foreign funds, and the bank studied the feasibility of imposing capital controls. Whatever might be the case, its quite clear that Indonesia is one of the most promising emerging markets not only in Asia but in the whole world.

Sell In May & Go Away



History repeats itself for a reason, because they do, people never learn and they keep repeating their actions and decisions time in time out. This is the same posting I did 5 years back in May 2006, and repeated this in May 2008, and I should also repost this for May 2011. Personally, I don't think this May will be a down period, maybe June - July.


There is a familiar saying in capital markets "Sell in May and go away", made popular by author Jeffrey Hirsch who publishes the Stock Trader's Almanac. As I have argued before, in an average 12 months, you'd be lucky to have two periods of bullish phases, each lasting 3-6 weeks. The rest of the time will be punctuated by false rallies and bear traps, or just plain inactivity.

This is closer to the truth than most would want to admit. A broker would never say that to their clients, and most financial markets' employees would not voice that to their bosses.
It doesn't help that most of the major corrections have taken place between May and October.

A factor which has not been cited for the May-October effect is bonuses/holidays. In order to put in the good figures for year end purposes, there has always been a covergence of interests for players involved to have a solid last quarter so that bonuses in the new year will be good. Plus, you have extended holidays with the last 2 weeks of December and the first week of January - hence you need the cash and peace of mind to have some fun. Generally nothing untoward will happen during end-December / early-January because of that.... a kind of financial detente.
The festivity effect cannot and should not be under-rated. While it sounds naive but it happens. More good things happen when people are happy. Not just holidays, it could include important sporting achievements as well. May-October is also marked by a lack of holidays for all to look forward to - maybe we need to schedule more holidays into this period to effect a change in trend?!!

To sell in May and return after October is a good rule of the thumb, especially for "long only" players. In a revealing study: an investor who placed US$10,000 in the Dow average at the end of April each year since 1950 and sold at the end of October would have a net loss of US$272, while someone doing the opposite would have gained an astounding US$534,323. So, taking May-October off may not be just a good for your health but also saves you a lot of stress, plus improves your job performance smartly.
This seasonal effect has more things going for it in developed markets such as the US, but not for the developing markets. Those who are more hard working would seek out gains in alternative markets during the lean May-October period. The May-October effect is there because it is a reflection of the nature of an equity market. You just do not have sufficient liquidity and market velocity to keep going the whole year round, or even 6-8 months.

p/s photos: Tiffany Lee Lung Yee




My Vital Investing Criterion: Under-Over Owned

Here, I am talking about fundamentals investing per se. We can look at absolute PER, we can look at PER as a percentage of earnings growth over 3 years, we can look at free cash flow per share, NTA, NAV, momentum investing, breakouts in all time highs or 52 week highs, share buybacks by company, insiders buying, ROA, ROE, earnings visibility, new flow, catalysts, etc... but for me, there is one more critical factor, which is harder to fathom but critical especially when you are doing investments of any kind.

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Ask yourself next time you buy or sell, is the stock over or under owned. There will always be great fabulous stocks, its imperative to know if its under owned relative to their fundamentals, or it is already over-owned relative to its good fundamentals. A great stock, even on good valuations, may be already over owned ... which is plenty of potential sellers willing to throw to you. That may not be a bad thing if you think there will be a lot more fresh buyers coming in to take the stock from you.

Share prices will only move up when there are more people wanting to hold the shares. So, its imperative you know the balance of demand and supply. If its a stock which not many are talking about, you know its under owned, and if you think there are probably good catalysts coming soon, it would be a good move to buy.

A good stock that has already gone up 30% in two weeks may require more study. After that kind of move, will there be sufficient new buyers to move it another 20%?

Even good stocks on fair valuation will have periods when they are over owned. You have to be circumspect with the upcoming catalysts quarterly earnings, newsflow ... whether there are sufficient buyers coming on board in the future. Naturally, if a stock is really good, and longer term performance is sustained, you can ride out these over owned periods, then you will missed on better timing to enter the stock, but its OK if you give up on the timing part.

How to assess under owned or over owned, a lot of it is in the news, a lot more can be glean from looking at volume traded over the past few months and put that next to their newsflow. Buying in semi speculative stocks come in progression: insiders, collection by individuals, collection by small funds, big funds move in, small fries join in when volume hits first page, distribution, small fries wondering what went wrong, funds move again, distribution.

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Buying in steadier fundamentals driven stocks: insiders accumulation, newsflow, funds accumulation, newsflow, more funds buying, too many funds long the stock, not enough buyers to take the sellers, correction, insiders buying, funds accumulating, newsflow etc...

So, for better presentation, examples of over owned speculative counters: HWGB, Ramunia, ...
Over owned fundamentals driven ones: timber related counters, Dialog, Kencana ...

Under owned ones ... you have to figure them out yourselves.