Hypothetically Speaking


Got this in the mail, had to tweak it a bit, its hypothetical what!!! What if Subject B was to behave like Subject A.

	Subject A	Subject B
Pretend to be drunk	"I talk rubbish when I drink wine." "I can even pretend to talk to President Bush."	"I get horny when I drink wine." "Then I pretended to be screwing my personal friend."
Insist that the meeting was pure coincidence	"I bumped into former CJ at Changi Airport on my way to New Zealand." "It was a chance encounter."	"I bumped into my 'personal friend' in Batu Pahat, at Hotel Katerina, inside Room 1301." "Then after I bumped into her, I bumped into her again and again and again lah."
Don't admit to being the person in the video clip	"It looks like me, sounds like me." "But I will not say 100% that it's me."	"It looks like me, sounds like me, fucks like me." "But I will not say 100% that it's me."
Flat out deny you are guilty	"I was not speaking to Tun AF on the phone."	"I am still a virgin, don't play-play."